not me! monday

Contrary to what anyone else may tell you

these things most definately did not happen in my house....

because I did not quit Christmas decorating on Saturday

then leave a pile of stockings and trim sitting in my office

and if you looked that pile would not

still be sitting where i did not leave it

and on the same saturday mentioned above

i did not also leave one, maybe two, or possibly three laundry baskets

full of folded clothes at the bottom of the stairs, that i walked by

but didn't touch all weekend

and i definately did not pick up those baskets on monday morning,

carry them back to the laundry room

and start to fold clothes into them that did not spend the weekend in the dryer

not me, no way!

not me monday

link to my charming kids blog page here

yesterday being sunday and all

i did not spend most of my day socializing

and this socializing that did not happen, did not start right after church

i did not go out for lunch, certainly did not eat a plate of "delux" eggs benny

and i did not finish before everyone else, including the kids

then in the afternoon i didn't go out to another restaurant

with a friend and have a cafe mocha

and then since i didn't go out twice already

i definately did not go out for a steaming cup of decaf tea in the evening

with another friend and my oldest daughter

really, i couldn't have done that