not me! monday

Contrary to what anyone else may tell you

these things most definately did not happen in my house....

because I did not quit Christmas decorating on Saturday

then leave a pile of stockings and trim sitting in my office

and if you looked that pile would not

still be sitting where i did not leave it

and on the same saturday mentioned above

i did not also leave one, maybe two, or possibly three laundry baskets

full of folded clothes at the bottom of the stairs, that i walked by

but didn't touch all weekend

and i definately did not pick up those baskets on monday morning,

carry them back to the laundry room

and start to fold clothes into them that did not spend the weekend in the dryer

not me, no way!